The other day, as one of my “get rich quick” schemes, I thought I would suddenly become a New Yorker Cartoonist. Which is a pipe dream that I’ve never really had, but suddenly I was consumed with the idea. What follows are three comics that are completely inappropriate for the New Yorker. 
















Hardly anyone ever got rich being a New Yorker cartoonist! Most just get paranoid and depressed, while doing okay. The way to get rich doing cartoons is to do stuff like “Cathy’ or “Family Circus” or “Happiness is…”
I’ve got a bunch of Zooey Deschanel material you’re free to use if you run out of ideas.
Is this what Zoey Deschanel’s show is like?
Highly enjoyable. The middle one made me snort loudly.